IS IT BECAUSE I’M SHORT???!!?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MASATO WHATABOUTMINAMISAWAHEHASNOSEXLIFEAGHHHHH
I didn’t know he needs a sex life
I nearly stepped on you because you're so short.
yeah ok now could you just move your butt away from me-
ಠ_ಠ wh- HOW COULD YOU
get on a crappy rusty aeroplane now or stay away from junior midget.
Shh you’re enormous with whales travelling in you too ಠ_ಠ
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kurama Norihito!
- More people are killed by Kurama Norihito each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kurama Norihito.
- If you kiss Kurama Norihito for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
- The first Kurama Norihito was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- Kurama Norihito has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Kurama Norihito became extinct in England in 1486.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kurama Norihito.
- The air around Kurama Norihito is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kurama Norihito, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
- Kurama Norihito has a memory span of three seconds.