gouenjimasato:

omg I grew one centimeter—-

Hah I grew 1.019 cm UvU)

IS IT BECAUSE I’M SHORT???!!?

gouenjimasato:

kuramanorihito:

gouenjimasato:

Anon, what are you talking about.

Don’t ew me :T

I’ll stop it when you get off that chair.

But I bought this chair

gouenjimasato:

Anon, what are you talking about.

Don’t ew me :T

oh-

I didn’t know he needs a sex life

yeah ok now could you just move your butt away from me-

ಠ_ಠ  wh- HOW COULD YOU
get on a crappy rusty aeroplane now or stay away from junior midget.

Shh you’re enormous with whales travelling in you too ಠ_ಠ 

1. More people are killed by Kurama Norihito each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kurama Norihito.
3. If you kiss Kurama Norihito for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. The first Kurama Norihito was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
5. Kurama Norihito has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
6. Kurama Norihito became extinct in England in 1486.
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kurama Norihito.
8. The air around Kurama Norihito is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kurama Norihito, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
10. Kurama Norihito has a memory span of three seconds.